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Monday, October 29, 2007

"Golden Girls" Moment: The Girls Get Therapy

[The girls haven't been getting along lately and decided to get some therapy so they can continue living together.]

Doctor: Rose, what do you think of Blanche saying these things?


Rose: I think she's a garconanokin.

Doctor: What exactly does that mean?

Rose: Literally, it's the precise moment when dog doo turns white.



Rose: But in general, it refers to the kinds of person you don't wanna share your hoogencoggles with.


Dorothy: Rose, if you say one more of those stupid words-

Rose: Oh, blow it out your tubenburbles!
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1 comment:

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the diva, "Damn it! Where the hell is my waiter?! I need a freaking refill!"