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Sunday, January 11, 2009

I'm Going to Marry NPH

It's official.



"I remember his second sketch ran 5 minutes and 35 seconds and he took a third beat and an extra pause and I turned to my girlfriend back then and I was like, 'What, is he allergic to timing?' and she was like, 'Why won't you kiss me?' and I was like, 'Later! Look at this guy!'"



"And thrust...and thrust..."



"Some people are even having a hard time paying rent."

2 comments:

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the diva, "Damn it! Where the hell is my waiter?! I need a freaking refill!"