A blog currently wondering which of the One Direction boys will take him home. Other obsessions: hot boys, Britney Spears, the Disney pop princesses, French New Wave cinema.
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Thursday, July 14, 2011
Dorothy's New Dress
Dorothy: Ma, if you didn't like the dress, you should have just told me.
Sophia: Hey, I was trying to be helpful!
Dorothy: Asking if it came with a sign that said "Wide Load" is not being helpful.
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the diva, "Damn it! Where the hell is my waiter?! I need a freaking refill!"
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To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the diva, "Damn it! Where the hell is my waiter?! I need a freaking refill!"