Worst Actor
Jermaine Clement, Eagle vs. Shark
Such a douche to everyone around him (and with no reason) that he ruins the entire movie.
Adam Sandler, Reign Over Me
In the confines of this quasi-serious 9/11 drama, Sandler reprises the Waterboy and somehow expects it to work. Big mistake.
John Travolta, Wild Hogs
Just before the the triumph of Hairspray, Travolta showed us yet again how schizophrenic of an actor he is. When he's bad, he's really bad.
and the loser is...
Jermaine Clement, Eagle vs. Shark
Such a douche to everyone around him (and with no reason) that he ruins the entire movie.
Adam Sandler, Reign Over Me
In the confines of this quasi-serious 9/11 drama, Sandler reprises the Waterboy and somehow expects it to work. Big mistake.
John Travolta, Wild Hogs
Just before the the triumph of Hairspray, Travolta showed us yet again how schizophrenic of an actor he is. When he's bad, he's really bad.
and the loser is...
ADAM SANDLER!
Worst Actress
Drew Barrymore, Lucky You
So inoffensive and blah that it merely becomes an imitation of a cute and perky Drew Barrymore performance we've seen 100 times before.
Anne Hathaway, Becoming Jane
Not particularly bad, just a major disappointment after the triumphs of Brokeback Mountain and The Devil Wears Prada.
Vanessa Anne Hudgens, High School Musical 2
I know the intent of the film isn't to deliver high caliber performances, but couldn't have Hudgens at least tried. She can't sing, she can't dance and her acting is a joke. Watch the last few seconds of the film in slow motion (the part where her and Zac Efron are under the waterfall) and you'll see she actually shows more emotion in those two seconds then throughout the rest of the film.
and the loser is...
Worst Actress
Drew Barrymore, Lucky You
So inoffensive and blah that it merely becomes an imitation of a cute and perky Drew Barrymore performance we've seen 100 times before.
Anne Hathaway, Becoming Jane
Not particularly bad, just a major disappointment after the triumphs of Brokeback Mountain and The Devil Wears Prada.
Vanessa Anne Hudgens, High School Musical 2
I know the intent of the film isn't to deliver high caliber performances, but couldn't have Hudgens at least tried. She can't sing, she can't dance and her acting is a joke. Watch the last few seconds of the film in slow motion (the part where her and Zac Efron are under the waterfall) and you'll see she actually shows more emotion in those two seconds then throughout the rest of the film.
and the loser is...
VANESSA ANNE HUDGENS!
Worst Supporting Actor
Tim Allen, Wild Hogs
Yuck.
Martin Lawrence, Wild Hogs
Don't even get me started...
Yigal Naor, Rendition
Plays the Muslim torturer exactly the way the average Westerner would expect.
and the loser is...
Worst Supporting Actor
Tim Allen, Wild Hogs
Yuck.
Martin Lawrence, Wild Hogs
Don't even get me started...
Yigal Naor, Rendition
Plays the Muslim torturer exactly the way the average Westerner would expect.
and the loser is...
TIM ALLEN and MARTIN LAWRENCE!
Worst Supporting Actress
Tichina Arnold, Wild Hogs
A shrill and bitter performance that is so awful that you almost understand why Martin Lawrence just leaves. It's such a shame because Arnold is so good on Everybody Hates Chris.
T.V. Carpio, Across the Universe
It's really not Carpio's fault that Prudence the big old lezzie is so consequential to the plot of the film, but she could have made her a little more interesting or something.
Debra Messing, Lucky You
So good on Will & Grace, it's such a shame that Messing can't find the same luck in any other roles. She's so dry and emotionally dead here that it's pretty much an embarrassment.
and the loser is...
Worst Supporting Actress
Tichina Arnold, Wild Hogs
A shrill and bitter performance that is so awful that you almost understand why Martin Lawrence just leaves. It's such a shame because Arnold is so good on Everybody Hates Chris.
T.V. Carpio, Across the Universe
It's really not Carpio's fault that Prudence the big old lezzie is so consequential to the plot of the film, but she could have made her a little more interesting or something.
Debra Messing, Lucky You
So good on Will & Grace, it's such a shame that Messing can't find the same luck in any other roles. She's so dry and emotionally dead here that it's pretty much an embarrassment.
and the loser is...
2 comments:
Awh, I thought T.V. Carpio was swell in Across the Universe and, along with Jim Sturgess, pretty much the only worthwhile aspect of the whole stupid movie.
Ugh, I know there's probably nothing technically wrong with Carpio's perforamce, but it just felt out of place in that film and she isn't a good enough actress to make us feel that she belongs there.
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