"You know what, I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"

Oh yes, you heard her right. I myself couldn't believe it when I heard her live last night, but when I rewound the DVR, I slowly realized that she actually said that on CNN! This is why I love this woman. Emmy Award-winner and Grammy nominee Kathy Griffin, je t'aime.

Best. New. Year's. Special. EVER.

P.S. Kathy and Anderson need their own morning talk show immediately.

Yes We Can

The best words one could ever expect to hear from the mouth of the yummy Anderson Cooper:

"We are now projecting that Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States."

After that amazing speech tonight, I seriously want to have this man's babies. How can any one person be this amazing? (It's no wonder Oprah likes him). A couple of months ago, I was ready to move to Canada to get away from the awful country, but now I feel like we have a chance. Good call, America. After two fucked up elections, we finally got one right!

Au revoir, Bush! Bonjour, President Obama!

Did You Ever Know that You're My Hero?

Anderson Cooper, you have just gone way up in my book. Not only can he do a great impression of the "I love leathah" chick on Project Runway, but now he's taking on Dina Lohan, the rest of her family and her reality show on E!. It seems like someone has been taking some pointers from Emmy Award winner Kathy Griffin on how to trash talk Hollywood. Way to go!