Why is it that whenever I start to fall in love with some random celebrity, they go into hiding for months afterwards and deprive me of new material for much longer than I can possibly stand? The most notable example is my Jakey who, after making me fall in love with him in Brokeback, deprived me of his beautiful self through all of 2006 and only twice since then! The injustice! The latest entry in this hall of shame is model Chad White, whom you may remember came to my attention last March. Well, like (more) proof that God really doesn't like me much, Chad hadn't done much since then. And by "much," I really mean nothing. Notta. No photo spreads. No ad campaigns. Hell, I didn't even see any pictures from runway shows. Needless to say, I was more than a bit upset. So, when I found out that after five months of waiting Chad had a new spread, I was a little more than excited. The fact that it is titled 'Sex is Not the Enemy' and features him close to naked in every single shot (barring the Night Porter-inspired shot on the left which, oddly, is my favorite from the whole set) was just the icing on the cake. I would post every Chad White shot here, but some feature him in a jock strap (and sometimes less than that) and I need to keep some kind of decorum here.
Haha, I know, right? I could barely type that with a straight face. In all honesty, I just don't want some uptight asshole who found my blog looking for Vanessa Hudgens to stumble across them and then flag me for objectionable content. I know my peeps who read this blog wouldn't do that but you never know what weird sickos who object to naked Chad White are running around on the interweb. Click here for the full set which also features popular male model Kerry Degman (whose inexplicable popularity escapes me, but that's really for another post on another day).