A blog currently wondering which of the One Direction boys will take him home. Other obsessions: hot boys, Britney Spears, the Disney pop princesses, French New Wave cinema.
Listen, I was never expecting this to be a good film in any respect. All I wanted was a lot of shirtless Channing Tatum and the damn film couldn't even deliver on that! Besides, the badness of GI Joe went far beyond the usual mindless summer blockbuster. Everything about it is straight out of Action Film 101: a lot of explosions, middling chase sequences, cardboard cut-out acting and writing to match. To this day, whenever my friends and I see a bad movie, we console ourselves by saying, "At least it wasn't as bad as GI Joe."
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