Day 02: Your Least Favorite Movie
GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra (Stephen Sommers, 2009)
Listen, I was never expecting this to be a good film in any respect. All I wanted was a lot of shirtless Channing Tatum and the damn film couldn't even deliver on that! Besides, the badness of GI Joe went far beyond the usual mindless summer blockbuster. Everything about it is straight out of Action Film 101: a lot of explosions, middling chase sequences, cardboard cut-out acting and writing to match. To this day, whenever my friends and I see a bad movie, we console ourselves by saying, "At least it wasn't as bad as GI Joe."