Friday, September 24, 2010

About a Banner

In case you haven't noticed, I decided to change my banner. I liked my last one well enough, but it was more because I couldn't find my Photoshop CD after my computer died and I couldn't find a replacement program to make a new one that prevented me from making a new one. Thinking about it now, ten months was a ridiculous amount of time for that silly banner. But that's old news and we are on to something fresh. And that something fresh is my new banner, complete with pictures of Steve Sandvoss (of Latter Days fame), Andrew Garfield, Nick Jonas, Zac Efron and Timothy Hutton (from Ordinary People, of course). But what do they have in common? I posed this question on my Twitter a few hours ago, but only one person (@jdjudge, natch) knew the correct answer. This outcome isn't too surprising given that my theme is kinda dirty and really personal. But, still, this is me we're talking about. When have I ever shut up? So, without further ado, the banner theme is....
My fetishes and fantasies!
Okay, are you still with me? I hope you let me explain before you leave all repulsed. Going from left to right, here is a breakdown of the banner:
  • Hot Mormon Fantasy
  • Guys with Sexhair
  • Guys in Baseball Uniforms
  • Guys on Motorcycles
  • Emotionally Damaged Boys
So, yes, you've gained an insight into what turns me on. Don't ever say this blog wasn't educational. What do you think of the new banner? And, more importantly, if you were to make a banner with this same theme, what would you include on it?


J.D. said...

Clearly, when you find a baseball-loving, motorcycle-driving, adorably repressed Mormon with sexhair, you'll be complete.

Dame James said...

But do you think that's too much to expect from one man? I don't want to have too high of expectations.

J.D. said...

Nah. Maybe with a baseball-loving, motorcycle-driving, adorably repressed Jewish doctor with sexhair it'd be different, but I think you're realistically good with shopping for a nice Mormon boy.