Sonny: Listen, I'm helping Tawni out and we need your courtside seats for the Lakers' game.
Chad: Oh, you mean these?
Sonny: Thanks, Chad!
Chad: Nah, not so fast! I have these seats because...
Sonny: ...you're the star of Mackenzie Falls, the number one tween show.
Chad: Oh! That's worth one.
Sonny: ...and you have the best tasting sandwich in the whole cafeteria.
Chad: *gasp* You have two, do you want to go for three?
Sonny: I can't.
Chad: Oooh, say it.
Sonny: I won't.
Chad: Say it.
Sonny: *mutters after long pause* You're the greatest actor of our generation.