Sunday, May 2, 2010

"Now That I'm Newly Single, I Know Nothing About Dating"


"I don't have game. I just tell a guy, 'If you take me out to dinner, I'll totally fuck you.' I'm a sure thing, I'm a sure thing. ABC--always be closing. I don't have time for the dance. You know what I mean? Half way through the salad, I'm like, 'Now? Put it in?'"

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