I Want to Take a Ride on Nicky Hoult's Bike

...and by bike, yes, I do mean penis.

More images from this cute photo shoot can be found here. Many thanks to Monsieur Cinema for linking them to me after a not-so-good Facebook moment. Randomly, I found my old high school crush's profile and started looking through it. I was hoping he had gotten fat and ugly in the past four years but no such luck. In fact, if anything, he has become even more adorable in that time. So, of course, I had to go through every picture on his profile. Fuck my life. Has this happened to anyone else? Please let me know I'm not the only pathetic person out there.