In case you missed it on Facebook, today is my birthday! Hooray! I'm 21 and getting my drink on in a couple of hours for the first time ever. Exciting, non? I was talking to JD about it last night and he asked if I was going to get totally wasted. I replied that no, I was going to be a lady and keep it classy. He then said the most perfect thing ever.Oh. Norma Shearer classy.
I hadn't thought of it before, but Norma is the perfect role model for my 21st birthday: elegant, stylish and maniacally stylized. Let's just hope I don't pull a Divorcée and not turn away any man from my bed. I don't need to be a total ho on my birthday (or ever).
8 comments:
HAHAHAHA. Evidently I'm a genius.
Just don't turn down the role of Scarlett O'Hara if offered.
And geez don't turn down any man from your bed either. Haven't we been over this already?
I'm with Adam. Being a Ho is way underrated. and Happy BIRTHDAY again!!! I hope you are currently classily wasted!
HAPPY BARFDAY!
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