Oh my God, this trailer for the new Robert Pattinson drama Little Ashes, in which he portrays surrealist painter Salvador Dali, is so f-ing funny that I literally teared up a little. Watch Robert Pattinson don a crazy mustache! Hear him mangle lines as badly as he did in Twilight! See him give his trademarked vacant expression that's supposed to represent emotion! Oh boy, I suddenly can not wait for this movie, just so I can make fun of him!