Monday, November 3, 2008

Don't See This Movie!

If anyone asks, "Do you want to watch Ma Mère?" please, for God's sake, run in the other direction. I don't care if they try to entice you with the promise that the film has extremely graphic and kinky sex, don't even bother. If you want to get off, go watch some porn. This film won't do anything for you except possibly give you a headache. Nothing in this film makes the slightest bit of sense. Characters and motivations do a complete 180 scene by scene, the plot (if there is one) makes absolutely no sense to any sane person and the only thing that you will feel at the end of this film is that you need to take a shower. Ma Mère thinks it is saying something important or interesting about sex or incest or life or God know's what else, but the film is just a sloppy, self-important mess with gratutious sex thrown in just because it can. I'm almost certain that this film is one of the ten worst I have ever seen in my life. It's that bad. I stopped it about half way through and when I came back I just wanted to shut the whole damn thing off. F

In other news, Louis Garrel also has my shoes! First Zac and now Louis...I guess I really do have good taste!

I won't let you whip me with a power cord, but I'll be willing to be angsty with you...perferably naked.


J.D. said...

Well, at least you saw it. I can't really disagree with any of your points, but I thought it was strangely interesting. And I mean, Louis fucking Garrel. I can't not like this movie. It is sorta shitty tho, definitely.

But seriously, why do all the hottest guys have your shoes?! I must have them now.

Dame James Henry said...

But seriously, why do all the hottest guys have your shoes?!

Because I'm amazing, duh!

nick plowman said...

I have those shoes too – Vans. Love them, I actually have more than one pair (black and white, blue and white, plain white). They are like my favourite shoes ever and they go with absolutely everything.

Haven't seen the movie though.

Vera said...

Um, yeah, I was so looking forward to this movie, (Louis Garrel!)but at some point I started to fast forward through it and eventually just stopped altogether. Naked Louis Garrel is always nice, but man, that shit just wore me out.

On the shoe front: I used to have those shoes myself- I'm pretty sure none of you guys were born yet. Those were some awesome shoes.