Thursday, November 13, 2008

Robert Pattinson is a Heartthrob?

I'm so confused. Why exactly is Robert Pattinson all of a sudden considered the hottest thing around? Don't get me wrong, he ain't half bad to look at when he's clean shaven and styled decently.


But when he's not and having a bad day? Oh boy, I'd rather hide under my covers than look at his face.


Seriously? This is someone you want to have sex with? I've seen drug dealers seem more pleasant to be around. I'd rather bang Amy Winehouse after a long night of hitting the pipe and stumbling out of taxis. Gross. You people can have him. Call me when he invests in a toothbrush and razor.

5 comments:

J.D. said...

He was pretty smokin' in Goblet way back when, and all the stuff I've seen for Twilight so far. But I definitely agree with you. Ewwwww.

nick plowman said...

A-fucking-greed.

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

Finally, someone agrees with me.

When they grabbed him to play the handsome Cedric Diggory, I began to wonder whether "handsome" is another of those words that means something different in British and American English.

Kayleigh said...

I think he's handsome in a dirty way. He looks like he'd be really good at angry sex in some field. I love him because he openly admits to hating the Twilight books!

Marcy said...

I thought he looked great in Goblet but the recent Twilight promos just make him look weird. I guess it's the fact that the promos make him (and the entire cast) look like wax figures.

But he looks even worse when he's unshaven. Yuck.