Sunday, November 2, 2008

Confession Sundays

For the lapsed Catholic in all of us- a new series in which I confess my deepest, darkest secrets before Oprah and The Madonna and wait for my atonement.

I think that Shia LaBoeuf is one of the skankiest, ugliest people I've ever seen and can't understand why so many people find him attractive.

I know that this confession won't make the most popular kid on the playground, but I can't deny what's in my heart. Everything about him just gives me the creeps, from his grotty slicked back hair to the child molester facial hair in the above picture to the dirty aura he radiates like an alcoholic hobo. Yuck. I guess I should mention that another reason I don't like him is because he reminds me of one of my best friend's completely awful ex-boyfriend who she went out with twice (even when I told her not to!) and treated her like shit. A bit biased? Maybe, but I'm allowed.

8 comments:

J.D. said...

Yeah, that pic is kind of turning me off to him a little. Yikes.

Marcy said...

Eh, not a good pic of him...

I used to think Shia LaBoeuf looked ugly in "Even Stevens" when I was younger. I think now that he's grown a little, he's a bit better-looking. But still not attractive.

mB said...

He's SO NOT ATTRACTIVE. Ugh. He's one of those people who I just don't get... why did Steven and George latch on to him and make him an "It-boy" I will never understand....

http://ablognextdoor.blogspot.com/search/label/Shia%20LeB%3F

nick plowman said...

Okay well, as Shia’s biggest fan on the face of this earth, we will just have to agree to disagree, but I must admit that that pic you used is most certainly not his best ever…lol

He needs to just take a break, relax, shave, stop smoking so much, stuff like that. I still adore him though.

Vance said...

Well, I dont know if he's THAT fugly though I'm not going to swoon but I do like him from Holes and Even Stevens. He just made me laugh for some reason with his bouncy energy.

Vera said...

He's not pretty, but his onscreen persona is totally cute and sweet and funny. And that makes him do-able. But, yeah, that picture, not so good.

Dame James Henry said...

Okay, so maybe I went a TAD overboard in my disgust with that picture. Even when he's looking half-way normal, I still think he looks like a fugly slut. And I don't even think he's much of an actor. Channing Tatum blew him away in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints and Disturbia? Please. There was nothing going on there.

J.D. said...

Holes, though. Even Stevens too, for that matter!

He needs to become adorable and cheeky again. :-\