Tuesday, February 3, 2009

OH NO THE BITCH DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

Last week, I reported (while nearly vomiting) that Hilary Duff was to star in a new version of the Bonnie and Clyde story and meagerly attempt to fill the legendary Faye Dunaway's shoes. True to diva form, Faye was quick to respond: "Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?" What's that, Hilary? Do you need some ointment for that BURN? This is why I love Faye Dunaway so much: she's saying whatever the fuck she likes and she doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks. And with a career as illustrious as hers, Faye has earned this right.

This should have been the end of the story, but Hilary, trying to out-do the great Faye, retaliated with this:

“I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don’t even know who she is, so you know…. I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK?

Hilary, I don't care who the fuck you think you are, do NOT open your big trap and openly insult a living legend. If, by the grace of Oprah herself, you somehow are able to craft not one, not two but FOUR legendary characters that people will still be talking about 30- 40 years later- and all in the span of 14 short years- then MAYBE, just maybe, you might have the credibility to insult Faye Dunaway. But, since you've only created Lizzie Maguire, a fucking Disney character that I'll be surprised if people will remember that in 5 years, shut your mouth.

As for that whole being "mad if you looked like that now, too," Faye was always an unconventional beauty and just because she doesn't botox the fuck out of her face or get plastic surgery every two months, doesn't not mean she's ugly. If I looked like that at even half her age, I would be eternally grateful. Just because you're pretty now, Hilary, doesn't mean it will last forever. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

6 comments:

Sally Belle said...

HIlary Duff is a non-talented ignoramous.

Seriously...and this good girl image is shit.

She just never got caught smoking, drinking and snorting all that coke in the bathroom at the teen club One Seven back in the good old days.

The only reason she got cast in this film is because some dumb ass was willing to finance the movie with her in it. Not because she can act...but because she has "fans".

This girl can't sing or dance either, and her entire career is based on looking cute and her phoney goody goody reputaton.

duffinately for hillary! said...

I love Hillary Duff!

Anonymous said...

I don't hate Hilary Duff, but yes, Faye Dunaway has all the RIGHT (after all, she's an iconic actress with three of the best performances: Bonnie and Clyde, Chinatown and Network). Hilary Duff is an excellent PR but she's not a great singer or a competent actress.

Cal said...

I thought she'd have had more grace than that.

RC said...

wow...that's pretty bad.

hillary duff definitly should have kept her mouth shut on that one.

who in the world would cast hillary duff for the project? probably someone who was going to do a complete injustice.

if it ain't broke, why fix it?

Anonymous said...

"just because she doesn't botox the fuck out of her face or get plastic surgery every two months"

Are you kidding me? Kudos to Hilary Duff, untalented or not, for her retort to that plastic-faced, false-teeth-ridden biatch who, diva or not, should have kept her mouth shut in the first place.