Tuesday, April 21, 2009

American Idol Disco Night Predictions

Because I'm desperately avoiding studying for my exams at the moment, here is what I think the Idols will sing tonight during Disco Night.

  • Kris Allen "I Will Survive" (Acoustic) (Because he will want to embrace the gay audience who so obviously adores him)
  • Allison Iraheta "Heart of Glass" (Because I'm having a really hard time coming up with a song for her. Possibly something by Donna Summer, but not something as obvious as "Hot Stuff" or "Last Dance")
  • Matt Giraud "Everlasting Love" (Because it seems perfect for him)
  • Anoop "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe" (Because he obviously can't do a ballad this week and he thinks he's a sex symbol)
  • Adam Lambert "Staying Alive" (Because this is kinda obvious, right? If not this one, than probably some other Bee Gees song or Gloria Gaynor's "I Am What I Am")
  • Danny Gokey "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty" (Because he'll want "to have fun" this week and the judges have constantly reassured him that he could sing the phone book, so why the hell not?)
  • Lil Rounds "Don't Leave Me This Way" (Because she thinks she can belt like the big divas and, obviously, she will fail. Another possible choice: "It's Raining Men")


nick plowman said...

I actually know like 3 of these songs! And here I thought I knew zilch about disco.....lolz.

Good luck with exams!!

Dave said...

Blondie does work well for girls who aren't in the slightest bit traditional disco. See: Diana Vickers. But I showed you that already.

Also, I wish you'd stop posting photos of this Kris Allen, I'm getting a crush on him without having a clue what he's like in 'live-action', as it were. (That sounds dirty. I swear it wasn't meant to be!)