Evil: This movie is nothing but insipid teenage/college student trash that Hollywood throws at us every other week.
Good: But James Marsden is in it!
Evil: It's nothing but a ripoff of Eurotrip (and that film was shitty enough)!
Good: But James Marsden is being silly!
Evil: Miracle at St. Anna had a funnier trailer than this pile of dreck.
Good: But James Marsden gets to be a big goofball and remember how much we loved him the last time he did that?
Evil: James Marsden can't save a film as dire looking as this.
Good: True, but if I sat through Prom Night for Brittany Snow, I can sit through anything for my cinematic loves...and James Marsden is so funny!
4 comments:
So true.....a film fan's life is littered with countless amounts of dreck watched solely for that brief appearance of that one actor.
So you'll see anything with anyone from Hairspray, I reckon? Obviously not John Travolta, though. ...right?
I actually sorta wanna see this, in a not explicitly "OMG James Marsden" way. It looks cute enough.
J.D., I never thought about it that way, but I guess I will see just about everything with anyone in Hairspray: I'm already obsessed with Marsden, Brittany Snow and Zac Efron, plus I absolutely adore Nikki Blonsky, Michelle Pfeiffer, Elijah Kelley and Queen Latifah and will see most of what they make. However, I don't care for Christopher Walken (too much crap to wade through) and, rest assured, Travolta (although I do love Grease).
Grease is the word y'know.
So many shitty films, so little time...... bring on the year end!
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