Evil: This movie is nothing but insipid teenage/college student trash that Hollywood throws at us every other week.
Good: But James Marsden is in it!
Evil: It's nothing but a ripoff of Eurotrip (and that film was shitty enough)!
Good: But James Marsden is being silly!
Evil: Miracle at St. Anna had a funnier trailer than this pile of dreck.
Good: But James Marsden gets to be a big goofball and remember how much we loved him the last time he did that?
Evil: James Marsden can't save a film as dire looking as this.
Good: True, but if I sat through Prom Night for Brittany Snow, I can sit through anything for my cinematic loves...and James Marsden is so funny!